From the category archives:

Internet

Dear complaintletter.org.uk

I am disgusted, sir, by your website. I was truly shocked to discover the existence of an entire grumbling community. This is just typical of today’s internet society. Belonging, as I do, to a more aged demographic, the internet does make me uncomfortable – witchcraft has always given me the collywobbles. But I am mature [...]

Fickle Facebook Friends

Dear Facebook Friends Can you please tell me why you added me to your Facebook when you never appear to read or respond to anything that I write. Are you so self absorbed that you think how thrilled I must be to hear every mundane detail of your life like what you are having for [...]

Facebook

Fed up with reading status updates such as “2am…drnk…toilet wnt flush…any ideas??” (a genuine status update), I decided to close my Facebook account on grounds of pure embarrassment at being part of something so inherently vile. As I clicked to cancel my account, I wretched as I was asked to choose from a number of [...]