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Complaint Letters

Harrods chocolate

WI have just spent a fruitless several hours desperately trying to order a tin of Harrods chocolates to be sent to USA via your website. the whole thing was a nightmare. in the end I found a firm called Amelie who run a sane outfit, and ordered easily through them. I would have preferred your [...]

Legal & General Buy Out Plan 100% Rip Off

I applied to raise money against an old works pension I had invested with Legal & General Assurance. I was given a quote by Legal & General on 24/6/10 that £859.58 would be deducted from the funds which they called the M.V. adjustment. Without even warning me three weeks later when they transferred the funds [...]

Dear Santa

Dear Santa, I am writing to express my deep dissatisfaction at the service I received over the Christmas period 2010. Upon visiting the “Santa’s Grotto” in the local shopping centre I was accosted by two elves who suggested (rather inappropriately) that I may like to ‘sit on Santa’s knee’. When I declined this they immediately [...]

It’s like an old woman in a rocking chair…

Whoa. When I first though of the word, ‘complaint’ I assumed I’d have ideas streaming from my head in what would feel like the strongest current between the Atlantic and Pacific oceans. However as soon as I moved my cursor to the text box, I was frozen. Honestly, I wonder why people make such a [...]

tesco price fixing [more like cheating]

How does tesco get away with cheating on prices does anyone else notice,they reduce but dont loose out like i buy value honey 67p then it went to 87p the its 3 for £2 same price per item value stuffing 15p then one week it went to 30p then a a label saying its good [...]

Dire Dining at College Soiree

Dear Oxbridge College, which shall, for its own good, remain unnamed: You might ask what exactly I had expected from a Cambridge college dinner; but it was certainly not what I received. Three courses for seven pounds – reasonably; in fact the same price as the banana-flavored chardonnay I ended up with, due to stuttering [...]

Stale fish

Dear Sir/Madam, I bought a ‘fresh’ trout from Sainsbury’s fish counter in Lewes Road on the Sunday 16th January. When I opened it later that day, I realised it was covered in slime and clearly, dangerously, stale. The use by date on the pack was the 17th of January. I took it back to the [...]

B&Q

Im a 17 year old girl who is fed UP of life, i feel like i cant moan to other people, so this letter, as well a complaint, is a long arse moan. I am doing my second year of a levels at school and am not the most naturally clever person so i do [...]

Tesco shave foam !

Dear sir or madam Tesco sensitive shave foam I have enclosed two cans of Tesco sensitive shaving foam, which I recently bought as part of a general grocery shop. I am returning the products to you because there is a fault with the nozzle mechanism. When you press the nozzle, only a very small amount [...]

Asked not to talk whilst shooping in Tesco!!!!!!

Last night my friend and I came out of local pub in Maryhill, Glasgow. Right across the road from the pub is a 24 hrs Tesco, decided we would go in get a sandwich, use the cash machine and then phone a taxi. On entering the store we were talking and laughing as you do [...]

Response to Letter of Complaint to Cat

Response to complaint to cat Dear Mummy I hereby acknowledge your letter of complaint and will address each of your points in turn.  Whilst I recognise that my idea of a good time is somewhat different to yours, I am surprised that you think me destructive. In the last edition of Home and Garden on [...]

Marking

Dear Ms Smith, When I opened Tom’s Maths book this evening to help him with his homework, I was shocked and upset to see that none of his work had been marked for the whole of this term. What is more, his English writing book remains unmarked since the end of September, despite my wife [...]

Pizza hut!

Dear employees of pizza hut, recently me my husband and my two daughters Lucy and Carmen went to your pizza restaurants for Carmen’s 12th birthday at tower park Poole, on the 21st of December 2010 to be precise. When I arrived at pizza hut I was a few minutes early for my booking so I [...]

Dear Tracey

Dear Tracey, I am writing this letter to you as I do not feel you took any heed of what I was trying to say to you outside the school this morning. When I took you to one side and asked if you would mind having a quiet word with Adam because of his comments [...]

Taxi company

To whom it may concern, I would like to make a formal complaint about you company and overall service. As a taxi company may I just remind you that you are in fact the highest ranked mode of public transport in this area, mostly by myself. To begin with I would like a detailed and [...]

Too much spilt milk.

Complaint about Marvel milk packaging. While me and my husband are at work, we like to use Marvel dried milk, as there’s no worries about it going off or out of date. While the product is excellent, the packaging is a nightmare. Both of us in turn, several times, have dropped the whole tin on [...]

food taken ages to arrive

writtenng to u concernd for pontypool torfaen harvester,the service last nite was terrrible 10-1-11 at 6pm . we my husband and i arrive it was quite for long time so service should been high we sat down straight away asked if we like drink we both said yes 1hr later still no drinks so we [...]

Wheres my Order? Or Refund? or Contact?

I ordered a Nintendo Wii for Delivery on the 23rd December 2010 for my mother as her christmas present and paid the extra £5.00 odd for it to be delivered between 1pm and 3pm that day. My Mother waited in from 10am till 7pm that day for the goods to arrive and got a text [...]

The Customer isn’t Always Right

Dear Customers, I am writing to complain about the various customers that enter my place of work. You may be surprised, but considering the fact that I deal with over 80 people a day in my line of work, I have come across some of the rudest, arrogant and just plain horrible customers. When you [...]

Farewell, my chocolate covered friend.

Dear McVities Chocolate Digestive, Much as I appreciate your continued support through times thick and thin, I fear it may be time I begin searching for a replacement culinary comfort blanket. For years now, I have craved no other lover – perhaps in a stereotypical manner, whenever I’m feeling low, I reach for the teapot. [...]

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