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Invoicing Asda For Time Spent on Self Service Tills

16/01/2010 Dear Asda, It occurred to me whilst I was sleeping. In a dream. I procure my provisions from your Penryn store once a week at around dusk. My time in your store varies in accordance to my shopping itinerary. I use your self service check outs. The duration of use is determined by an [...]

Asda and your four chickens

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To whom it may concern, I would like you to know that I have always been a very loyal customer of your store, visting my local Asda on a regular basis, but no more. My family and I recently purchased a pack of 4 chicken legs from Asda, little knowing the harm they would cause. [...]

Adsa Bournemouth

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Write your letter here… (don’t forget to delete this text) I recently decided to discontinue shopping at Adsa Bournemouth. The service is simply apalling. It seems that which ever time I choose to shop at least half of the tills are closed. The queues are very long and many of the cashiers seem to enjoy [...]

Gossip girls at your local Shop!

Hi everybody. I thought I would just complain about my local shop. Not as if I stress this enough but my local shop named “Nisa Local” has only 3 girls working there and when i have my shopping, i witness the three girls in the corner just chatting. “Oh my god , Ashley is dating [...]

Yes, I am allowed to buy a Euro Millions Ticket, thank you very much!!!

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Dear Tesco, So I trek to one of your locations, trying to think of some magic numbers that would win the jackpot for me. I abandon that task and start thinking about what I would do with all that money: pay for school, pay the rent, not worry every bloody minute about money, and how [...]

Rage Against Extortionate Parking Penalties on Asda Car Park for Customers

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This month I was issued a £90 Parking Penalty on Asda’s private Car Park at the Leyton branch in London whilst in store spending my hard earned cash. Unfortunately, being my nearest supermarket, I spend hundreds of pounds at this budget on a weekly basis. I agree that tickets should be issued to cars in [...]

Porn in Asda

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Dear Sir/Madam, MAGAZINE STOCKING AND DISPLAY POLICY, ASDA FOLKESTONE I write as a parent to complain in the strongest possible terms about what I am told is a national policy for magazine stocking and display in Asda stores. Asda Folkestone has a deserved reputation as a family-friendly store which I visit regularly with my children [...]

A cheerful complaint about Walthamstow’s Asda

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Dear Walthamstow Asda, I’m not an angry woman. I like to think of myself as patient and tolerant – I used to teach eight year olds for God’s sake, and they’re bloody irritating. So little things tend not to aggravate me too much, least of all a shopping expedition to the local supermarket. What could [...]