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Sneeze on me……?

Hello Madam/gentelman/ alien from planet Zog, I am writing to say, no i would not like to be sneezed on anymore. Because it seems that everywhere i go, someone or some people are getting ready to spurt their mucus all over my face. It isn’t nice, especially when it goes in my mouth, it tastes [...]

BT Complaint Letter

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I am writing to relay my utter disgust in your service; we have had your BT total Broadband service installed at our home for a few months compromising of your phone and broadband package. We recently decided to change our phone provider to Talk Talk and remain with yourselves for our broadband, which until now has never been a problem. We contacted Talk Talk and yourselves to make sure this arrangement was ok which Talk Talk agreed and confirmed they were to only providing our phone and not our internet. We contacted BT around mid September to also make sure we could keep just our broadband which we were told by your staff would be fine and we would be billed accordingly every three months.

McVitties Mini Cheddars

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This was a letter I sent to McVitties a few years back after finding a staple in one of my mini cheddars, I know writing this will probably bring back the nightmares but I’m trying to be brave Dear Sir/Madam, I have always been very fond of the McVities range of high quality and delicious [...]