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I’ve only ever won a measly tenner

Dear Camelot, I feel it’s time I wrote to you concerning your national lottery because I’ve been doing it for many years and all I’ve ever won was a paltry ten quid,why is this the case when you have paid out millions of pounds to other people ? I go to Mr Patel’s newsagents twice [...]

Yes, I am allowed to buy a Euro Millions Ticket, thank you very much!!!

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Dear Tesco, So I trek to one of your locations, trying to think of some magic numbers that would win the jackpot for me. I abandon that task and start thinking about what I would do with all that money: pay for school, pay the rent, not worry every bloody minute about money, and how [...]