I do not have to listen, I do not have hear, noises are all around me, they are not in my ear, they are not in my head, they are sitting on my skin, on my hair.
They are not loud they are too loud, I can’t hear what they tell me throw all [...]
Many thanks for your letter regarding the complaint against my dog. I must say it came as no shock to me to hear that my animal barks, it fact it was one of the features I insisted on at purchase. I am somewhat surprised that my neighbours felt uneasy in coming to me with the problem in the first place – as I am now proud to say it has been several years since I stopped worshipping the devil and holding naked moonlight panda sacrifices on the street. I would be interested to hear from yourself, or indeed the complainant, on what action you think I should take over “the dog that barks”.
