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Mr Weather, you are being absurd.

Dear Keeper of the Weathers, First of all, I wish to make it clear that I do not, under normal circumstances, have any problem with you, or the work you do. Even though, living in the British Isles, it is amply evident to me (and indeed all of my countrymen) that you do not view [...]

Global Warming – do something, God!

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Dear God You won’t be able to ignore this Epistle; I’m sending it by text message as well. I’ve got a friend in NASA who’s got his ways of bouncing messages off things in space, your space and my space too. You’re out there somewhere so read it, please? My complaint is simply this – [...]