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The Customer isn’t Always Right

Dear Customers, I am writing to complain about the various customers that enter my place of work. You may be surprised, but considering the fact that I deal with over 80 people a day in my line of work, I have come across some of the rudest, arrogant and just plain horrible customers. When you [...]

Consumer power, broadband and half-a**ed technology

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Dear British Telecom “services”, So, to me funny is defined as something like the line, “That is some f***ed up s**t,” said by Nathan Fillion in Slither upon viewing a strange, grotesque, body-compiling monster-type squid-thing. Funny is not paying a ridiculous amount of money for a broadband connection that decided to disconnect itself, thus putting [...]

Terrible Hotel

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Dear Mr. Turner, You probably don’t remember me, but I was the lady wearing the very expensive chanel jacket worth well over your hotel’s scabby price limits. As you can probably tell already, this is a letter of great dissatisfaction towards the service and inconvenience I suffered whilst staying at your supposed 3 star hotel. [...]

Sainsbury Self Service Checkouts

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I would like to complain about the introduction of more and more self service checkouts in my local sainsbury store in Islington. There used to be a fast service area for baskets only with one queue for about 1 or more checkouts which moved very quickly and efficiently. This whole area and more of the [...]