To the parents of my computer,
Why must your child, the light of your life, the apple of your eye, mock me so? Why is it that every time I open the one important window of the evening, on no doubt an incredibly obscure website, he decides to freeze and then die? I can almost hear [...]
Dear British Telecom “services”,
So, to me funny is defined as something like the line, “That is some f***ed up s**t,” said by Nathan Fillion in Slither upon viewing a strange, grotesque, body-compiling monster-type squid-thing. Funny is not paying a ridiculous amount of money for a broadband connection that decided to disconnect itself, thus putting the [...]
