Television! I can’t even see the wretched thing at the moment because I’m in another room, but I can hear it – a squeaky voice – somebody pretending to be Mickey Mouse or Snow White or something diddums ickle. And here am I – a frustrated genius – or frustrated letter-writer, anyway – trying to [...]
Dear Christmas Television Programmers
I am writing from my hospital bed to voice my complaint about the quality of the programmes broadcast on television over the 2009 Christmas period which were extremely poor to say the least, and a complete waste of licence payer’s money.
Apart from the usual Soaps, ‘Dr Who’ and ‘The Royale Family’, the [...]