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Complaint about Student Finance

Although I understand that Student Finance has very little competence when it comes to organising themselves, I still am in utter shock by their inability to produce the goods they happily advertise to students all around Britain, a loan. It is a sad fact that many of my peers have been left with no money [...]

Yes, I am allowed to buy a Euro Millions Ticket, thank you very much!!!

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Dear Tesco, So I trek to one of your locations, trying to think of some magic numbers that would win the jackpot for me. I abandon that task and start thinking about what I would do with all that money: pay for school, pay the rent, not worry every bloody minute about money, and how [...]

University College

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Dear Dean of University College of London, Firstly, let me commend you on your excellent supply of sandwiches and drinks throughout campus – they really were superb! But, alas, I write this letter with regret, that unfortunately I am seeking the return of £9000 in full in exchange for my degree. Unfortunately the degree has [...]

Literally uni, like

Dear Teenager, Young Person and Trendy Parent, I am writing to express my disappointment/frustration/anger/hysterical rage (depending what frame of mind I’m in) at your bastardisation of the English Language. I could probably write a book on the subject, but here I shall limit myself to just three of your crimes against the mother tongue. Firstly, [...]